Uncaged

Ok, so, pretty much the whole Internet is ahead of me on this one:

Kim Voynar at Movie City News:

• “In Which We Discuss the Need for Nicholas Cage to Stop Making Bad Movies”

Daniel O’ Brien at Cracked:

• Nicholas Cage: A Career in (Baffling) Pictures
• Nicholas Cage Movie Plot Generator

Still have to see Knowing. Because at this stage I just don’t feel like I have a choice.

UPDATE: And here’s one courtesy of The Onion:

• Let’s Go See The New Nicolas Cage Movie!